What you thinking? app for iPhone and iPad

Have you ever thought, I wonder what that person over there is THINKING about? Well, we know you were thinking that. HOW? Surely it is impossible to know for sure what someone is thinking because you cant see inside a head because heads are made of SKULLS and skin which are not transparent. And its too hard to guess what other peoples thoughts are because people have all sorts of really weird thoughts that you probably couldnt think of.

Well this is indeed true, and thus why we have made this app for you, and ourselves. It works by looking on the inside of any head of which you point it at, and then using FABULOUSLY complicated technology that would be FAR too complicated (and fabulous) to explain to you here, or indeed at all. It then displays said persons head-thoughts for you to read with your EYES. It seems like magic, but no, it is merely fabulous technology at work.

WARNING: People think MANY weird things so do not be surprised or alarmed or offended or confused or scared or intimidated or sickened or unduly burdened by what you find. This is perfectly normal.